New York, NY - Dec. 13, 3:01 a.m.: MP3 players, Campers, trucker hats: just some of the trends that I managed to be the last one to pick up on. Hip is the keg that always get kicked just when I get there. "Pump this bad daddy!! What...ohh...damn." (Note to trendwatchers: I was eyeing a pair of Ugg boots in Nolita last night). I don't pick up on trends, so much as I put them in a Camel Clutch until they pass out. Well, you can add digicams and blogs to the soon-to-be over. 2003 was the year dynatrite grabbed the digicam and posted his mediocrity for all to yawn at. Soon enough, every party looked like the North Pole with all those Elphs running around. Pass the passe.