Bergen, Norway - July 24, 4:58 p.m.: This is my attempt at art. I promised that unlike my five years in college, my digicam would not just be limited to lame parties and spring break. But of course, that's just what happened. So I decided to take this picture last summer when in was in Bergen, Norway, home to Royskopp and the hottest hotel bartender this side of...uh, Norway [Aside - Mom: Ah, sure, you should talk to her Grellan. I'm sure she'd like to talk to a nice American boy like you. My brother Mike: Mom, the only thing she'll make stiff for him is the drink.] Look, it has greenery, the sky, mountains, colors and a big Ferris Wheel. Not likely to being coming to a MoMA near you, but I felt this pic more than justified the camera's trip to Norway.