Thank God for Ashley Judd. (via KSR)
Or Never Write Anything Like This...
“On the other hand, accompaniment by an etude or a cacophony of voices can become as significant for work as the perceptible silence of the night. If the latter sharpens the inner ear, the former acts as a touchstone for a diction ample enough to bury even the most wayward sounds.” When pretense sleeps with a thesaurus, this is the sort of offspring you get. Awful. This almost...
… and had chest hair in which one could lose a telephone…– Profiles: Why Me?: Reporting & Essays: The New Yorker
In East Williamsburg?
Whatever happened to Bushwick Bill? Related: “Mind Playing Tricks On Me” is cemented in the top five rap songs of all time.
Yes, I Went There. Yes, I Realize It's Time To Let...
The mighty, mighty Tigers of my H.S. alma are ranked #18 in the nation by the most scientific, peer-reviewed study known: ESPN’s Pre-Season Pigskins Ratings. Oddly, we are the the lower seeded of the St. Xavier High Schools.
Original Polish Posters for American Movies →
kylebunch: Awesome. I want like 20 of these. I’d take 25.
After watching last night’s Men Gymnastics, I am of the firm opinion that U.S. team should stay away from live mics. Overheard: “That’s how we roll! Yeeewwaah!” (They gave away the silver medal on the last exercise) “Going swimming in the river!” (Is “The River” a version of Chinese Disneyland?) “This is the proudest I’ve been of this...
Lil’ B cheats on Collars Up with some other Net_Work. (via Black 20)
Honeycake's first byline. →
kylebunch: Sales Guy Vs. Web Dude Epic.
Just saw Joakim Noah at the gym. Him, free weights. Me, cardio. No idea why he was there (it’s much more of a Terry Richardson-type gym), but as a massive UK basketball fan, I spent the better part of 2.4 miles on the treadmill (incline: 2; speed: 6.6; overall: pathetic) thinking of some smartass remark to make as I bumped him on the way to water fountain. But 2.4 miles of thinking only...
John Maus - Rights For Gays One gets the feeling...
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Air Force grad and class clown Derek Metz feels he’s be a perfect fit for network pilot.
Fermented History. (via Street Carnage)
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Widely-Sought Barista v. Bartender Truce Agreed Upon Over Irish Coffees.
Sammy Would Be So Proud
Just found out via the high school alumni newsletter that a classmate has started a charity: The Charity and Benefit Organization - We’re All Better Off. For those of you scoring at home, that’s CABO WABO. No joke.
Dying On a Whim
Love the controversy about the $1000 scalpers are charging for tickets to Bon Jovi’s “free” Central Park show. Because really, that is the most outrageous thing. What is not outrageous is that such a crap band can draw that many fans, much less pay $1000 a ticket. No, that is just spacecakes. Sad how many people are still living on that prayer. And here I thought that Bon Jovi...