dynatrite

Don’t get all atwitter about what’s happening on...

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:00:00 -0400

Don’t get all atwitter about what’s happening on Wall St. Here on the Main St. of the internet, links like this have me bullish.

Thank God for Ashley Judd. (via KSR)

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:46:33 -0400

Thank God for Ashley Judd.

(via KSR)

Mighty cliche to mock a sports logo, especially since they are...

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:54:09 -0400

Mighty cliche to mock a sports logo, especially since they are never designed to be enshrined at a MoMA near you, but this is about as budget as you can get.

Or Never Write Anything Like This...

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:40:15 -0400

“On the other hand, accompaniment by an etude or a cacophony of voices can become as significant for work as the perceptible silence of the night. If the latter sharpens the inner ear, the former acts as a touchstone for a diction ample enough to bury even the most wayward sounds.”

When pretense sleeps with a thesaurus, this is the sort of offspring you get. Awful. This almost certainly has to be a joke.

(via Kottke)

"… and had chest hair in which one could lose a telephone…"

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:16:00 -0400

“… and had chest hair in which one could lose a telephone…”

- Profiles: Why Me?: Reporting & Essays: The New Yorker

The most amazing thing about this blast from the inflated past...

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:54:56 -0400

The most amazing thing about this blast from the inflated past isn’t the inflatible gator, the fact that 12 Gauge’s “Donkey Butt” was blasting in the background or even the egregrious golf tan sheens my brothers were sporting. No, it’s the fact that 8 years later (about a millenium in internet time), angelfire still hosts this and other deeper related regalia.

Suck it Energizer Bunny! Vamos Angelfire!

(reminded by Hi-Fi)

Bit Tina Fey-ish, no?

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:30:22 -0400

Bit Tina Fey-ish, no?

In East Williamsburg?

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:13:00 -0400

Whatever happened to Bushwick Bill?

Related: “Mind Playing Tricks On Me” is cemented in the top five rap songs of all time.

Yes, I Went There. Yes, I Realize It's Time To Let It Go

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:58:38 -0400

The mighty, mighty Tigers of my H.S. alma are ranked #18 in the nation by the most scientific, peer-reviewed study known: ESPN’s Pre-Season Pigskins Ratings.

Oddly, we are the the lower seeded of the St. Xavier High Schools.

The slight chill in the air, the talk of two-a-days, the...

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:30:00 -0400

The slight chill in the air, the talk of two-a-days, the thoughts of male cheerleaders running rampant in your noggin. It’s that time of year again.

And here’s a little something something to help you get your game face on.

And if your team knocks off the #1 team in America and you just took down the posts, do yourself and all your friends a favor: make it a Crown night.

kylebunch: Word to the wise — you probably don’t want to talk...

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:11:00 -0400

kylebunch:

Word to the wise — you probably don’t want to talk trash about last night to Alicia Sacramone.

Drunk Punch Love: Even the Bulgarian judges are giving this one high marks. No word on where the pledges were. What a mess.

Original Polish Posters for American Movies

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:03:52 -0400

Original Polish Posters for American Movies:

kylebunch:

Awesome. I want like 20 of these.

I’d take 25.

Uneven Mouth

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:48:00 -0400

After watching last night’s Men Gymnastics, I am of the firm opinion that U.S. team should stay away from live mics. Overheard:

“That’s how we roll! Yeeewwaah!” (They gave away the silver medal on the last exercise)

“Going swimming in the river!” (Is “The River” a version of Chinese Disneyland?)

“This is the proudest I’ve been of this team!” (as opposed to…)

Note: These impossibly-fit 20-something athletes worked their whole life to get to this moment. I, on the other hand, spent the night wondering when Doppler 10,000 would, if ever, be released to local network affiliates, and how many jumping jacks I could do in a row (best guess: 290). So maybe I should shut up.

Lil’ B cheats on Collars Up with some other Net_Work. (via...

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:34:47 -0400

Lil’ B cheats on Collars Up with some other Net_Work.

(via Black 20)

I was not aware the love can’t turn around. You learn...

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:42:45 -0400

I was not aware the love can’t turn around. You learn something new everyday.

(via njm1971nyc)

If I lived in LA, I would have gone to this.

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:37:09 -0400

If I lived in LA, I would have gone to this.

Honeycake's first byline.

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:00:38 -0400

Honeycake's first byline.

Clearly steroids is the most innocuous of this guy’s...

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:25:00 -0400

Clearly steroids is the most innocuous of this guy’s addictions.

kylebunch: Sales Guy Vs. Web Dude Epic.

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:59:14 -0400

kylebunch:

Sales Guy Vs. Web Dude

Epic.

Noah's Bark

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:40:15 -0400

Just saw Joakim Noah at the gym. Him, free weights. Me, cardio. No idea why he was there (it’s much more of a Terry Richardson-type gym), but as a massive UK basketball fan, I spent the better part of 2.4 miles on the treadmill (incline: 2; speed: 6.6; overall: pathetic) thinking of some smartass remark to make as I bumped him on the way to water fountain.

But 2.4 miles of thinking only made me realize how much of his tenure was spent soundly beating us. I thought about doing his Final Four dance, but he was carrying some dumbells at the time. Instead, I just did thigh crunches and went home.